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SCARFACE

Brian DePalma's Scarface is dark, violent, and bloody as hell. But in the hands of the Farrelly Brothers, things might have been, well, a little sillier.

THE CAST

Tony Montana
Jim Carrey

Manny Ray
Randy Quaid

Elvira
Cameron Diaz

Gina
Lauren Holly


THE SCRIPT

INT. TONY'S MANSION - NIGHT

Tony emerges from his office as a swarm of MEN enter his home. He turns, bends over and grabs his butt cheeks.

TONY

You wanna play rough? Okay. You wanna play games? Okay.


Tony turns around and unzips his pants.

TONY

Say hello to my little friend.


The men in black duck for cover. One of the men rises. Runs his fingers through his hair. His bangs defy gravity. JONATHON RICHMAN steps out of the shadows and begins singing.

JONATHON
(singing)

He does too many drugs. His friends are a bunch of thugs. But there's something about Tony.


FADE OUT

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